Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

In your refrigeator
Why are my feet touching the ground?

 

Because it is too big

Why Airplane is big???

 

because it's not small
Why we are drinking water?

 

Because water is clear

Why Cedevita juice is in powder?

 

Because it isn't ice tea.

Why don't you become a dog?

 

because i love cats.


Why is sun hot?

 

because sun is yellow


Why sword is sharp?

 

'cause you sharped it

Why is posting here so freaking funny?

 

Because you get Ogre Money. That free style tho

Why am I such a good rapper?

 

Because you wearing brand new Thug cap

Why Lol got most toxic community I ever had seen

 

Cus farts smell awfull....



Why is Deadpool so awesome?

 

Because Valentines=Loneliness

Who can punch once?

 

Nobody

Why it hurts when someone punch you right in Face

 

because your face has feeling.

Why can't I fly with the birds

 

because birds are too far away

why I cant beat anyone s score in arcade xD

 

because you are blind

why the girl fell from the swing ?

 

Because she saw how beautiful my claws are.

Why do I wash my Crocodile Teeth?

 

so they can look scary.

why do I love your user title so much.

 

Because that is bug

why Santa has a beard ?

 

Because he has red hat

Why is Supa Hot Fire frozen?