Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but its cut up into little pieces

I wish i was a god

 

wish granted but nobody worshiped you

i wish for a plaster to be on my finger

 

granted, but it fell off.

I wish i was rich

 

wish granted but it was monopoly money

i wish for a plaster on my finger that would not fall off or break

 

Granted, but it was a dirty plaster so now you have an infection.

I wish no one would corrupt my wishes

 

wish granted but then the game got boring

i wish my finger infection would go away

 

granted, but it spread to the rest of your body

i wish i had more PS2 games

 

wish granted but you can play them because they are corrupted by that wish

i wish for a plaster that will heal my body infection

 

granted, but it got stolen.

I wish i didnt have homework

 

wish granted but you dont get a job because our stupid

i wish for a cheese burger

 

granted, but they forgot the cheese

I wish i had some good food

 

wish granted but it was bad :X

i wish for a darker tan

 

granted, but you got cancer.

I wish was all powerfull

 

wish granted but you never said who was all powerfull so i took over the world

i wish for more powers

 

Granted, but you go mad with power.

I wish i was awesome.

 

you got epic sunglasses, but someone broke them with a rock and now your eye hurts.

i wish for a non-torn, non-fake, non-ass-wiped, non-sliced, non-damaged, non-stolen bag with dollars

 

granted, but US changes currencies so dollar is useless

I wish i could use magic

 

Granted, but someone took it before you

I wish for all my wishes to be granted

 

wish granted but they all got corrupted -_-

i wish for a nice cold chocolate milkshake