Corrupt A Wish

wish granted but no programs can cover the desktop

i wish for a giant hamburger

 

wish granted but the meat was old so you got bad food poisaning and constipation so you sat on the toilet for 8 hours :]

i wish for a small hamburger

 

wish granted but youre offline so i ate it.Im hungry
i wish for a sports car color red

 

wish granted but its only a toy

i wish for a trip to Paris.

 

Wish granted but the plane you were on runs out of fuel and has to crash land in Italy

I wish for a new alarm clock

 

wish granted but this is the alarm used by firefighters
joke books

 

wish granted but all the jokes were about you x]

i wish for linkin park to come to south africa

 

wish granted but they will replace by party animals
gold mines

 

wish granted but they calapsed while you were inside

i wish for a really awesome song to come on the radio

 

wish granted but there's no radio
meteor shower

 

Granted, but the meteor shower isn't on planet Earth

I wish for a taco, no spicey sauce, extra lettuce.

 

wish granted but it is use in billiards

wish to become president

 

wish granted but you got asasonated the first day

i wish to have a BAR1

 

Granted, idfk that that is so uh it was burned

I want a pony

 

wish granted but the pony dies when you got on it so you broke your neck when it calapsed

i wish for the Robot Unicorn attack record back

 

wish granted, but i pull ahead again with a better score like on the adult swim site =p

i want 100 tacos

 

wish granted but they ate them
wish for unique shoes

 

wish granted, but shoes combust when you put them on

i wish for a bag of chips

 

wish granted but bag only
wish for a mansion

 

granted, but mansion was built on indian burial ground and they kill you

i wish for a microwave