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ScareCrow's Comedy Lounge!

Discussion in 'Ogres Breakfast' started by ScareCrow, Jul 12, 2009.

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  1. ScareCrow

    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Now apparently some people (Rebirth) think I'm a comedian :)

    Although I'm not I still like finding new jokes and such to tell, so i'm starting this thread.

    Basically i'll post some funny stuff, you reply with some funny stuff and so on, so forth.

    Enjoy!

    This week's comedy!


    Funny video of the Week

    The good ol' air bag in a seat cushion prank.

    YouTube - Couch Airbag Explosion Surprise

    Funniest website of he Week

    This week it goes to Life and Level. It's about two gamers called Josh an Johnny who battle it out for gamer supremacy using delightful items such as shock collars, cactus's, urine, rat traps and other things you are likely to get for Christmas.

    Check em out!

    Life and Level – Whose side are you on?

    Funny Joke of the Week

    Note - I did not think of this, got it off a website, i'll make my own up next week so :)

    Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

    The Head Gangster says, "Okay, well, at least we can eat it." So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

    Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."

    The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people....."

    Remember to post your own jokes and funny stuff!
     
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  2. Rebirth

    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    LOL SCARECROW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. <3<3

    I laughed so hard at the joke. :D

    P.S: My name is in the thread yay!
     
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    Aaddron Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    Good stuff ScareCrow
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Rebirth are you addicted to red cordial or panadol? xD
     
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    Webber Ogre King Ogre Veteran

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    Funny! I will post a joke if I can think of one.
     
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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    ?????? What does that mean ?????
     
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    dieanna MMORPG Addict The Pit

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    good job, ScareCrow..
    i'll vote you for Forum Member of the Year.. :)
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Red cordial makes you hypo, in a good way!!!

    Na I <3 you
     
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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    XD. Kk. I still don't get how you can get hypo in a good way though.
     
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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    I found this in a Peanuts comic:

    "His wife always hated his job"

    "You'll never make any money selling toadstools!"

    "On my contrary" the husband said.

    "My toadstool business is quite mushrooming!"

    She creamed him with an electric toaster.
     
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    tianhui Elite Ogre The Pit

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    wut ? o_O"
     
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    dieanna MMORPG Addict The Pit

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    funny but, i find that gross.. :D
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    In honor of Micheal Jackson I have changed my avatar.
     
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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    LOL. See, ScareCrow never fails to be awesome!
     
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    insanespoon DA BIG CLUB The Pit

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    So your the little kid or Michael Jackson Scarecrow?
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Actually it represents a family guy episode.

    In a commercial advertising a cereal, Michael says "The kid side in me like the frosted side" it then switches to an adult Michael who says "The adult side of me likes the kid side of me"

    Season 5, Episode 6 - Prick up your ears.

    I was unable to find a video that hadn't been removed.
     
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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    I know every word of every Fam Guy so I that's what I thought, kinda.

    But, I gotta admit, your old avatar was awesome. If you don't use it, can I? :D:D:D:D
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Rebirth Professional Kimchi Eater The Pit

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    :D. Can you send it to me or something?
     
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    ScareCrow Not just a Scared Crow The Pit

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    Um, yea i'll pm you the link.
     
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