Weird Ogre Weapons

The Club Chainsaw. Imagine a chainsaw with clubs instead of teeth. For when you need to club many things quickly, or one thing repeatedly.

 

The Club Chainsaw Rocket Launcher. See above. Then add a rocket to it and launch. For clubbing all those hard to reach places.

 

One idea I've had in my mind for a while is a club with an embossed ogre face on the barrel of the club, and large horns sticking from the head of that face. And on those horns, have some ridiculous items like a club sandwich pierced on one horn and an Ace of Clubs card pierced on the other horn. Then have small steel spikes on the other sides of the barrel. And to make it look more menacing, have fire burning at the end cap. And for the grip, have it be made out of steel with a crosshatch pattern, and have a red torn sash attached to the handle.

Spoiler: Rough Sketch MS Paint

 

Here's something that sounds weird, The Club-Shield! It's a large yew club reinforced with iron spikes with a leather grip that you need two hands to wield due to the size and the weird thing about it is that it has two wide and spiky iron shields attached to it in a way that it almost looks like a hammer when viewed from the side. This piece of ogre technology has the intent to be both defensive and offensive at the same time, but it just looks strange and impractical to use to anyone who isn't an ogre or someone big and strong. Puny rangers bullying you? Rush them down with The Club-Shield!

 

Started drawing out my sketch these last few days and here it is. I call it the "Club of Clubs" since it's a club with club-related items (club cards and a club sandwich).

 

A club with rainbow spikes! Maybe even with a glow or sparkle would be cool, I do prefer shiny/bright items.