Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

Because he is dumb

Why am i listening to music?

 

Because you are worried that you may become deaf if you don't use your ears.

Why do we have two eyes and two ears?

 

Because it was that or we have noises or to mouths

What if i was a FBI Agent?

 

You will blow your cover right after you walk out the door.

Why is it so cold right now?

 

Because it is summer

Why is summer cold?

 

I don't know. All I know is that it's not summer here in our country. XD

Why does graduation give a happy feeling and a sad feeling at the same time?

 

Because you are leaving

I am a oil baron?

 

No. You're an oily bacon.

Why do dogs like bones?

 

Because they like them

WHY DO I SAY THIS IN CAPS LOCK?

 

Because the shift key broke when you pressed it and it won't go up.

Why is this smiley color red?

 

Because he eats tons of strawberries

I like strawberries?

 

You don't. You like pie.

How is Peter Pan able to fly?

 

He lets Tinkerbell carry him.

Why do we see colors?

 

Cause we are dogs

Why do dogs see?

 

Because they have ears.

Why can't ants see anything and rely on pheromones?

 

Because they're blind and produce pheromones by the buckets.

Will there ever be a final Final Fantasy?

 

I'm certain that it will, whether they like it or not.

Why are there sequels and prequels?

 

So the countdown until the world perishes is easier

Why are humans the only ones that wears clothes?

 

because we were stupid enought to invent them.what's the sense in life?

 

this is computer ;d
why i stop posting in GO for 1 week ?