Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

To grow old so you can pay taxes

Why do Americans drive on the right side of the road?

 

because Americans always think that they are right.

why is a thumbdrive called so?

 

So they can make better right turns.


Why Can't people make really successful forum games after the ones I create o.0?

 

by killing underground moles

why do people play forum games?

 

The same reason people do crossword puzzles.

Why do the heroes wear white hats in old westerns?

 

because their actually black hats painted white

why do we have spray paint?

 

so they have something to bark at.

Why do we have a president?

 

Because we have to blame somebody.

Why are jeans called pairs even when you have one?

 

So stores can sell 2.

Why do dogs bark?

 

so people can get paid more to remove their vocal cords

why do we have inflation?

 

To look fat.

Why do fish swim?

 

so we can walk

why do people speak?

 

So people can be ignored.

Why can't everything run on steam?

 

because then we wouldnt have hard candy.

why do commercials make everything look better?

 

So they can scam you

Why clocks are made?

 

To see how much time it takes to watch TV.

Why are cars not allowed in "parks".