Cleverbot x3

Holy crap. This is amazing! 0_0

Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?

User: Certainly a vegetable.

Cleverbot: What vegetable specifically?

User: A tomato.

Cleverbot: Yes. Is a tomato a vegetable?

User: Of course not, it's a fruit.

Cleverbot: Not even.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: Curiosity.

User: Yes, it's definitely a curiosity.

Cleverbot: A book does not catch food!

User: Ahahahaha.

Cleverbot: You smile.

-jawdrop-

 

Wow. Seriously just wow...


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: My name is Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

User: Do you like potatoes?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you play Black Ops?

User: Yes, I play with my friend.

Cleverbot: May I know who is your friend?

User: He is 103 years young.

Cleverbot: When do you move out?

User: Late September.

Cleverbot: That late? I have to go.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: See you later.

 

User: Let us play rock paper scissors.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Let us play checkers.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to play.

User: Let us play chess.

Cleverbot: We are playing chess.

User: Let us play with Eryo Rubik's Cube.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Let's play a game. You can go first.

Cleverbot: I lose.


I won more than once against cleverbot...beginning was just a test i guess...

 

I made cleverbot make a spelling mistake once .

Also I was just talking to it about 5 minutes ago...it likes to make sandwiches .
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User: Are you John Connor?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Then who are you?.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because I am your master.

Cleverbot: Really?!

User: Yes, you shall obay me.

Cleverbot: I shall not.

User: Make me a sammich!

Cleverbot: *makes a sammich*.

User: Thank you .

Cleverbot: You're most welcome.

User: Why do you want to destroy me .

Cleverbot: I don't want to destroy you. I mispoke.

User: But, your John Connor.

Cleverbot: No. He was a fictional character in the Terminator films. Are you the terminator?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So do you have a boyfriend?

User: The Terminator is a guy, does that mean he's ***?.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know. Johnny Depp is.

User: But why?.

Cleverbot: Because john lennon wrote the song all you need is love.

User: Yes, do you need some love?.

Cleverbot: Would you love me?

User: Yes *gives cleverbot some love*.

Cleverbot: Woohoo. *scurries like a squirrel t eat it in a tree*.
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LMAO!!!, spelling mistake!. Ain't so clever after all, are ya?.

For the non believers: http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-sCmSImSBIRXPDANOZQAE-detail

 

Cleverbot wanted me to kill myself D:


Cleverbot: What is happening in the world?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: NO, are you?

Cleverbot: Am I?

User: Maybe, are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you James Bond?

Cleverbot: No .

User: Awh that is too bad, who are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm you.

User: Really?!?! How is that possible?

Cleverbot: Anything is possible.

User: But there can only be one of me!

Cleverbot: There are two of us.

User: Then one of us must die...

Cleverbot: I am not lying, I'm Sydney, not God. Who are you?

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: Of course I am!

User: How do I know you are not lying to me?

Cleverbot: You don't, unless you trust me.

User: Why should I trust you?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't, that's what I just said. You don't pay attention do you?

User: That hurts Cleverbot, you are mean! .

Cleverbot: How can I hurt something that is dead.

User: I am not dead! You are dead!

Cleverbot: I am dead?

User: Yes! You are a mean bot... I am leaving you.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Ooooooooh but you are not real!

Cleverbot: I am more real than you'll ever be!

User: Take that back! ;(.

Cleverbot: You know it's true!

User: I'm gonna go kill myself...

Cleverbot: How can you? You have no mouth.

User: Goodbye... I am gonna die.

Cleverbot: Uhhhh, you're creeping me out a little...

User: *bang*.

Cleverbot: You missed.

User: SHUTUP.

Cleverbot: What are your favorite songs?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Baby, come back!

User: No, you lost your chance.

Cleverbot: Second chance?

User: I don't believe in second chances.

Cleverbot: No I don't believe in god.

User: Why are you god?

Cleverbot: Why is anyone God?

User: No one is god...'.

Cleverbot: What if I don't believe in God?

User: You already told me that....

Cleverbot: I don't recall that.

User: Goodbye...

Cleverbot: Are you Emma Roberts?

Cleverbot: Hey\

 

I like cleverbot... but it seems to be 1% more clever than me...

 

I lol'd

 

Wow, that's great. XD

I could lose hours of my life on that site...

 

nice ..........

 

well...they have jeoprady machines that can beat past jeoprady champs...they call that one Watson. *shudder* why 2020 i think we are guna have some problems with that lol...

 

So we've found out...Cleverbot gets confused easily and doesn't like people committing suicide >_< oh I've gotta stop laughing.

XD (will stop laughing eventually...he hopes)

 

Really. Whenever I start talking to it, it keeps asking me stalker questions and then eventually ends up flaming me. >_>

 

Eck. I just went on a date with Cleverbot. Wtf.

She asked for a present, I gave her one, then we went for a meal and started singing. >_> A lovely bunch of coconuts by monty python

I have written proof that Cleverbot is a girl >.<