Combat Integrity | Patch Week

1. A message from Granny Potterington...
2. Combat Integrity
3. Teleport Storage
4. May 2019: Aura Sale
5. Patch Notes
6. Oddment store Refresh
7. LootScape
8. Livestreams this week
9. Pink Skirt Events

This week we have absolutely nothing to show you. April Fools! We’ve actually been working really hard and we’ve got a tasty selection of changes to talk about.

A Message from Granny Potterington
Hello Sugar Plum,

I hope you’re eating well while you’re off slaying dragons and completing quests.

If you have time, maybe you could pay old Granny a visit here on Manor Farm. Sam says he’s seen something funny in the woodshed. Whatever it was kept gibbering about bugs and something called a ‘mining and smithing rework’. I don’t know. Kids these days.

Yours,

Granny Potterington

...April Fools!

Astute players may have noticed that a strange animal has appeared in player owned farms. Known only as 'JMods' these mysterious creatures seek only to fix bugs, ban bots, and drink excessive amounts of tea. Here's the low-down for all those farmers planning to raise their own JMod army.

Despite their weird appearance and bizarre smell, it appears that JMods are human. Killable human NPCs such as men, women, or guards have a chance to drop Human (unchecked) items. Checking the human will give it the name of a JMod. A collection log lists all the available JMod names. Like any other animal, JMods can be traded between players. I wonder what might happen if you collect them all?

JMods cannot be put in the breeding pen. They're far too busy for that sort of thing! However, they will be very comfortable in a standard medium size pen. They’re not picky eaters, and will ravenously devour anything you put in front of them.

Gathering from JMods will give XP. Although they can’t be sold to a specialist buyer, they can be fed to the Baby Troll, if that’s the sort of thing you want on your conscience.

Unfortunately JMods can't hang around on the farm forever. At some point they'll have to be sucked out of the game and restored to their RL bodies. They’ll probably be fine. Don’t think about it too much.

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