Corrupt A Wish

I wish I could do kage bunshin

 

Soz, my mistake by not making a wish.

Anyways, I don't know what kage bunshin is so i'm not gonna grant your wish

 

you don't know kage bunshin no jutsu? gah... jump to hell xDD

I wish I was a member of Konoha

 

granted but u die in figh
i wish much gift this 25

 

Granted, but I don't understand a thing you're saying, so I blow you up with a Tactical Nuke. >
I wish for a laptop

 

Granted but it will be a broken one
I wiah for a flamethrower

 

Granted, but you can't use it and will set yourself on fire

I wish I was Robocup (That's new version of RoboCOP) xD

 

lol granted but you'll still be a old version .

I wish for a better computer .

 

Granted, but you will get it just 5 seconds before your death

I wish I had a bamboo in my underwear

 

granted, but u can't have baby.

I wish for more vacations

 

granted, but u never come back to u house
i wish new Cell phone

 

Granted but it will be a broken one

I wish I would become awsome

 

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish for this wish not to become corrupted.

 

Granted, but it will be half corrupted .

I wish that I could run faster than Bolt.

 

Granted, but then your legs will no longer exist

I wish Superman was superg.ay

 

granted, but Superman the movie dont exist
i wish be like BATMAN ;o

 

Granted, but then the real Batman will kill you

I wish I couldn't be killed

 

granted but u are alone in the world
i wish have 20 awesome cars

 

granted, but ur all cars place with c4

I wish time go faster

 

Granted, but time goes by so fast, that you turn old and die within 1 minute

I wish I could do one-handed pushups.