Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you are reverted to Level 1 >

I wish I had a delicious cake to eat

 

Granted, but inside that cake is a dogs ........

I wish I would have a rs acc with all lvls 99 .

 

Granted, but you the monthly fee for you is 1000000$ per day

I wish I had a big friendly elephant

 

Granted, but it catches you in its trunk, and squeezes you until your liver pops out of your mouth. >: D

I wish that I was a human.

 

Granted, but you'll be the only one on earth .

I wish I would have a rabbit .

 

Granted: But the rabbit will **** in your room every min.

I wish I had Crash Team Racing again.

 

Granted, but the disc is unreadable.
I wish I had my two front teeth.

 

Granted, but they will be crooked and yellow

I want to be able to dunk.

 

Granted, but you get arthritis whenever you try.
I wish I knew how to make gfx.

 

Granted, but you don't have arms

I wish I never had a wet dream again

 

Granted But It will hapen in real life

I wiah ogreman would come online

 

LOL granted, but you go into depression.

i wish 500$ this xmass

 

Granted But it would be Fake

I wish all my points would come back

 

Granted, but you would lose your account.

I wish I had track practice during break.

 

Granted but you had to run in -50 Degree weather and it was hailing.

I wish for toothpaste that will whiten my teeth in one day.

 

srry i am not a dentist


i wish i was a winner

 

granted, but in idio* contest =P!

i wish have a one premium account for megaupload

 

Granted, but you don't know hot to download from there

I wish I was super-ultra-mega-total-sexy man

 

Granted, but no one would give a s.... that your ultra..........

I wish that I would be a supehero .

 

Granted, but your only powers drown you in air, disable you, and make you blind and deaf.

I wish that Death Fish would have a fish for his avatar picture :l