Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the company is sabotaged by Yahoo and you go bankrupt.

I wish I was faster at running

 

Granted, but you run so fast that you cant see and get hit by a car D:.

I wish I could play with bullet for my valentine.

 

granted, but polices will kill u

I wish I had 1 dollar

 

Granted, but it burns at 2 seconds after having it.

I wish I had a thanks.

 

Granted, but this forum gets shut down

I wish I had my own bank.

 

Granted, but it explodes with a terrorist attack.

I wish I was a president.

 

Granted, but u will die soon.

I wish more than 1 girlfriend ;o

 

Granted, but they all die.

I wish I didnt have to wish all I've wished :3

 

Granted, but then you can't wish anything else .

I wish I didn't have to answer that .

 

Granted, but you feel like you have to answer and do it again.

I wish you didnt have to answer that o.o

 

but that would be pointless.


i wish i had more time

 

Granted, but you have to spend that time talking to old people.

I wish I had a firetruck

 

Granted, but you sell it for 1 buck.

I wish I had an ibanez.

 

Granted, but you sell it for 1 buck.

I wish I had a back scratcher.

 

Granted, but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish I had a big cake.

 

granted but some hobo stole it



i wish i had a bigger cake

 

Granted, but I steal it and eat it

I wish i had a better tv.

 

granted, but ur TV get stole by me
I wish I could stop rain.

 

Granted, but you fail and make a big storm.

I wish I could play with fire

 

granted, but you get burned. ;P

i wish i had a pony.