Discussion in 'Ogres Breakfast' started by JaredOzzy, Apr 27, 2009.
Granted but she cheats on you, you don't know it, and you get AIDS.
I wish for some iced tea.
granted, but it was the really nasty powdery kind xP blegh
I wish for a poptart
Granted, but it was a crappy knock off from save-a-lot. And no, I do not have AIDS.
I give up on the girlfriend wish, since there's obviously no way I can wish it without it being corrupted.
I wish all y'all f yo mams but not my mama or any of my family members or friends nor me nor any of my love interests.
Granted but no one understands and its not really granted.
I wish for TV to actually be good.
wish granted but you cant afford cable
Uh, you got to continue the cycle.
So, to fix this error, I'll wish again. I wish for the summer to not be hot or anything hotter than hot.
Granted, but the world freezes and we all die.
I wish for the perfect game.
wish granted but it gets corrupted
i wish for a pony
-sorry i forgot 2 wish!-
Granted, but it's from hell, and it stabs you with it's kick ass facial horn.
I wish for a great day.
Granted, the day is great for others, but you are in pain!
I wish I could stop being sick.
granted, but then now you don't hav a reason to not go to skool or work
I wish for a sandwich
Granted, but it used crappy generic mayonnaise and it was not your favorite sandwich.
I wish for a Burger.
granted but you got food poisoning and now you throw up every 5 mins
i wish for a bendy straw
Granted but you stab yourself in the eye with it
I wish for more wishes.
granted, but you nothing to wish for
i wish for another twizzler
Granted but its a joke twizzler that explodes in your mouth.
I wish for Middle school drama to be over!!!
granted, but then now teachers do the drama and it's the creepiest thing you hav ever seen
I wish for a potato
Granted, but it's a rotten potato.
I wish for the summer to not be filled with bugs.
granted, but now everything is filled with frogs and you hate frogs
I wish for the train to arrive on time every day