Favorite Quotes

"A penny saved is a penny earned."
-Franklin

 

"All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of confirming more strongly the truths come from on high, and contained in the sacred writings." - Herschel

 

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get." - Dale Carnegie

 

"Keep calm and carry on."
-Unknown

 

"Force is not a remedy" - Bright

 

"Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself."
-Hermione

 

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- Walter Elliott

 

"Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics, Andre!"
-Eminem

 

"Punctuality is the politeness of kings." - Louis XVIII

 

"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted." - Hesketh Pearson

 

"Siri, what is 0/0?
Imagine that you have 0 cookies and split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get?
See, it doesn't make sense, and Cookie Monster is that there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends."
-Exchange with Siri after asking "Siri, what is 0/0?"

 

"Whoever is happy will make others happy too. They who have courage and faith will never perish in misery." - Anne Frank

 

"The antiquity and general acceptance of an opinion is not assurance of its truth." - Bayle

 

"Laughter is the best medicine."
-Unknown

 

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." - Garfield

 

"Beauty isn’t worth thinking about; what’s important is your mind. You don’t want a $50 haircut on a fifty-cent head."
- Garrison Keillor

 

"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you."
-Unknown

 

"The great spirals... apparently lie outside our stellar system." - Hubble

 

"No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently." - Agnes de Mille

 

"A picture is worth a thousand words."
-Unknown