Odd request.

This may seem like an odd request...but who knows

I would like a signature...and heres what I want.

A mini-wheat standing over an almost sliced in-half pop-tart (raspberry or whatever red colors there are now), grinning evilly holding a knife dripping the pop-tarts filling. And the text "Cereal Killa". And maybe a table with a glass of milk and a stack of pancakes as the background.

(Points are at stake here).