Pointless Powers

The ability to drown in the air

 

The ability to make yourself blind.

 

The ability to tear a limb off and create a new one.

 

The ability to pick up a cup

 

The ability to feel little to no pain.

 

The ability to have only one leg and kick your one leg by that leg

 

the ability to sniff ur butt.

 

the ability to jump without legs

 

The ability to only see reds and blues.

 

the ability to kill chuck norris.

 

The ability to talk to bees, but you can't understand what they are saying.

 

The ability to sing like a dog.

 

The ability to hear dogs sing.

 

The ability to kill with a ball.

 

The ability to transform into yourself.

 

The ability to see people on mirrors (WTF)

 

The ability to turn into a mouse, but only when you are petting a cat.

 

The ability of seeing while you sleep.

 

The power of X-Ray vision, but it's so strong that everything is invisible.

 

The ability to transform into fire.