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The Endless Story of Nonsense.

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by MMOMajor, Jan 12, 2009.

Should this Forum Game stay or be closed?

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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    Once over the mine field, you have reached the ammo store. However, the salesman sends you on a quest:
     
    p, Feb 21, 2011
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    amy2097 DA BIG CLUB The Pit

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    you have to back across the mine field find an old man then
     
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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    help him across the minefield. The old man is not capable of motion on his own, and weighs 300kg (he's a biiiig old man)....
     
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    but you're not even allowed to touch him, so you have to tell him to....
     
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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    learn how to teleport. The way he learns this is
     
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    at first he loses 200 pounds and then he types the words "ごみばこ" on a writing machine.
    Now he can...
     
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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    teleport one inch at a time. Now he can cross the minefield, but he does not know the safest way through (and when you're going to touch the ground every inch, that's important)...
     
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    this is why you should have switched the jumping bean with the metal detector at the last store.
     
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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    Unfortunately, given that mishap, the old guy is shot! He dies, and now you can't complete the ammo quest.
     
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    But there'z still a secret way to complete the quest:
     
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    First, you open up the emergency plan can you carry around
     
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    Then, you open the secret trap door.
     
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    Then, you push your neighbor through the trap door
     
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    so he or she can crawl throught to open ...
     
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    the secret box which contains...
     
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    a jar of mini fetuses.
     
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    These are highly explosive, so you should
     
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    throw them with lots of power against the door that was locked and prevented you from completing the quest.
     
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    p Moderator Staff Member GameOgre Moderator

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    Congratulations, you have destroyed the door, and completed the quest. Not really. Turns out the princess was in another castle.
     
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    Have no fear! Mario is here!
     
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