Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted but you get sick during that day and then you have to go too hospital so then you get many days of holiday now

i wish for something to say

 

granted but its all sticky

i wish for "MAX UBER PAWNAGE" in every game

 

Wish granted but you never stop playing.

I wish I could sleep for a month.

 

Wish granted, but you die of starvation and dehydration.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

granted but its all moldy

i wish for a hat

 

Granted but it has holes in it.

I wish for the best movie ever.

 

granted *hands over movie* (logen opens case) *WTF!!! WHERES THE CD!!!!*

muhhahahaha

i wish for total world domination with sharks with lasers on their heads

 

Granted, but the sharks shoot you.

I wish Fullmetal Alchemist wasn't over.

 

Granted, i really dont want to corrupt this one tbh =/, but when it comes back the plot completely sucks and characters sound horrible =/.

i wish for Automail!

 

Granted, but you receive mail from spammers for life.

 

...Wish?

I wish for a candy bar.

 

Granted but it breaks all of your teeth.

I wish for a week in Paris.

 

granted but your plane crashes

i wish for a wallet that dispensed an unlimited amount of 100 dollar bills that were not counterfeit and looked legit.

 

Wish granted but the dollar becomes worthless.

I wish for an awesome game with Joker as the "hero".

 

granted but batman still kills him cuz he doesnt know hes "good" suddenly.

i wish for a can of corn beef hash

 

Granted, but after you open it, you drop it and it spills all over the floor.

I wish for a can of Mountain Dew

 

granted but i shook it up

i wish for a bucket of paint

 

granted but you are wearing it.

i wish for snow.

 

Granted, but it's yellow.

I wish for gourmet cheese.