3 things

use to walk
use to eat
use to attack

Dreamcast

 

use to play
use to to be alone (nobody has one anymore).
use to put in garbage

pogo stick

 

Use to pogo
Use to throw
Use as mode of transportation (would that be Pogoing? if so then:Use as weapon)

Gamecube

 

use to throw at innocent people
use to test parachute by tying it and letting it fall out the window
use it as a chair

cottonball

 

use to kick, but can't fly
use to stare at for fun
use to touch and feel the softness

cottoncandy

 

use to eat
use to stick fingers
use to get in hair

kindergarten mat

 

Use to lay on
Use to sit on
Use to cover the floor

Roll of coins

 

use to stare at for fun
use to pay
use to throw at someone

laptops

 

Use to surf the Internet
Use to work
Use to play games

Flashlight

 

use as guidance
use as blinding people
use as weapon

Keyboard

 

use to type
use to play o2mania
use to smash on the person you hate

mouse (up to you which mouse)

 

use to click
use to point
use to hit someone with it

Llama

 

Use to ride
Use as a pack animal
Use to farm

Egg carton

 

use to store eggs
use to throw at someone if its full of eggs
use to stare at

chocolate bar

 

Use to eat
Use to melt
Use to cook w/

Aluminum foil

 

use to wrap around food
use to shine light at people's eyes
use to sell at convenient store

plastic bag

 

use as a bag to put stuff in
use as a suicide item.
use as a recycle item

Gameogre.com

 

use to post
use to find friends
use to make a thread

onlinegames

 

use to play
use to make online friends
use to waste time

Orange

 

use to peel
use to squeeze
use to eat

pineapple