3 things

use to try to slaughter
use to chew on
use to throw at someone

spoon

 

Use to balance on nose
Use to eat with
Use to catapult food at someone

A long stick

 

use to whack someone
use to pole vault
use to scratch your back

plush toy

 

use to hug
use to fling around
use to sell

bicycle

 

use to wheely
use as transportation
use to bunny-hop

Bunny-squirrel hybrid.

 

Used as food.
Used as cleaning implement.
Used as weapon.


Canola Oil

 

use to pour on the floor
use to spill at someone
use to drink to suicide

poison

 

use to kill
use to drink
use to decorate

lamb

 

use to rear
use to slaughter
use to eat

cup

 

Used as cleaning implement.
Used to dig holes.
Used to make videos involving two girls.

MANLINESS

 

ROTFLMAO! I know what did you mean Portal..ahh, naughty naughty..

use to shaow macho
use to show muscles
use to show all the man wants to show

Dictionary

 

Use to look up definitions
Use to look up pronunciations
Use to whack someone over the head

Pizza box

 

Use to contain pizza
Use to carry pizza
Use to make special bomb to deliver to your enemies.

Bowl

 

use to store food
use to contain soup
use to fling around the house when an argument is going on

chopsticks

 

Use to eat with
Use to break
Use to poke things

Metal tent stake

 

use to erect tents
use to whack someone
use to play darts

wood

 

use to light fire
use to build houses
use to make furniture

Thumbdrive

 

Use to store files
Use to run programs
Use to plug in

Duct tape

 

use to hold two things together
use to shut someone up
use to sell in a cconvinience store

Staples

 

Use to fasten
Use to load into a stapler
Use to pull out things

Piece of pipe