3 things

Eat them,
Put them in a fruit salad,
Put them on a fruit kebab. o-o

Pillow.

 

use to sleep on
use to start pillow fights
use to fight with it in "counter-strike for kids" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fq9Aadwk)

Flatscreen....

 

Use it to eat off,
Use it as a snowboard,
Watch stuff on it,

PSP..

 

Use it to play video games
Use it to listen to music
Use it to play PS2 outside

Wii

 

use to play
use to have fun
use to destroy

cup

 

use to drink out of it
use to throw on poeple
use to smash intentionally

piece of wood

 

Use instead of a surfboard,
Use as a cutting board,
Use to make something,

A cat...

 

use to throw into water
use to make a scary effect
use to make photos of it to post them in the internet

a bottle...

 

use to drink
use to break
use to put w.e in it lol

Internet.

 

watch movies
waste my life
injure my eyes.

stapler

 

Give yourself a piercing,
Staple up cuts,
Use as a gun.....

Newspaper

 

To Read
To roll up and hit someone
To roll up and use as telescope

Cup

 

use to drink out of
use to smash
use to have

scissor::...

 

use to cut
not to run with
used to play with

ice cream

 

used to eat
used to make ice cream cake
used to help tonsil patients

plastic

 

use to make crappy things out of it
use to waste
use to choke on

a bear

 

use to kill people
use to cuddle
use to stare at in fear

a modem

 

use to smash
use to enter internet
use to wait

W-Lan

 

use to surf internet
use to show of your download speed
use to get pissed at during bad weathers

gameogre points

 

use to keep
use to spend
use to giveaway

Highlighters