Corrupt A Wish

granted but there is nothing

i wish i could win a arcade

 

granted but someone else did second after

i wish i got god powers

 

granted but then you become immortal and lonely

i wish i had 10 dollars more

 

wish granted but you dropped the 10 dollars on the floor outside during a windy day and lost the 10$

i wish i had more time

 

granted but you cant move

i wish i had as many posts as Jared

 

granted, the forum will get bug


I wish I were a professional in financial

 

granted but you go broke anyway

I wish i could create a game

 

granted but it suck

i wish someone let me borrow 2000 points.

 

granted, but impossible

I wish someone could help me doing homeworks and works for all my eternal life

 

Granted, but they do it all wrong.

I wish I had more free time...

 

granted but the free time you did was a waste

i wish i wasn't lazy,

 

granted but you break your leg


I wish i had more forum points

 

granted, it is getting error from malware

I wish I could knock off everyone in the world

 

granted but you knock off the people you love

i wish i met superman

 

Granted, superman will take u out of the world

i wish I had an A in all majors

 

granted but people expect to have you A+

i wish i smart

 

granted, u will get kill by ur samrt


I wish I had powerful in speech.

 

granted but your tongue falls out


i wish i was a soccer super star

 

granted but soccer turn illegal

i wish i have a new football

 

granted but the football smelled like fecal matter.

I wish world poverty will disappear.