Discussion in 'Ogres Breakfast' started by JaredOzzy, Apr 27, 2009.
Granted but you forget about it and it eventually expires
I wish for a cheesesteak
granted, but then you were allergic to something in it
i wish for a kitty
Granted, but it attacked you.
I wish these forums didn't suck so much.
Granted, but you die of complaining.
I wish for nothing
wish granted but the you wish u wished for something
I wish for a insane spoon named jeremy
Granted, but hes insane and goes on a rampage.
I wish for a new awesome MMORPG to play.
Wish granted and then you become the best in the game then you get overun with noobs trying to ask you to help them to be good
i wish for a shoe
granted, but then it was only 1
i wish for lotion
Granted, but it's cheap lotion that does more harm to your skin and help.
I wish for a sniper rifle.
granted, but it was only a toy T_T
i wish for neopets to blow up
Granted, but they siege war on you and massacre you.
I wish for a cute and curvy girlfriend. Pitiful, isn't it?
granted but it was an online character (probably happens IRL?? just kiddin)
I wish for a good book to read...
Wish granted but you never get to read it because it is in chinese!
i wish for a laptop
Granted but its a Mac.
I wish for a new graphics card
Worst corruption ever!
Granted but its not compatible with your computer.
I wish for Windows 7.
granted, but it was on the mac
i wish for world hunger to go away
Granted, but then people got over weight all over the world, and broke the world.
I wish for a cute and curvy girlfriend with red hair, and is a real girl, and this time, I seal protect this wish so it will come true with no bad catch!
haha i win cuz i'm chinese (forget to put that in b4 xP)
Granted, but that was in a parallel universe , still happens, still you...just a different universe xP
I wish for bad dreams to go away
Granted but they all funnel to you.
I wish for school to be fun.
Granted, but school isn't meant to be fun, so you learn nothing, bomb it at college, fail in life, and your school gets sued and closed down.
I wish for a cute and curvy girlfriend with red hair, and is a real girl. Like last time, I seal protect this, but this time, I wish for it to happen in THIS universe.