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Jokes thread

Discussion in 'Ogres Breakfast' started by Glazed, Jan 15, 2010.

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  1. Glazed

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    Since there seems to be a fair number of funny game threads used to have fun on the forums instead of MMOs and to raise each other's post count, I'm gonna make a generous donation of a joke thread.

    Now, I don' want any jokes too offensive. I don't want anything with sexism, any racism, or makes fun of religions, or shows nasty images.

    Coincidentally, here's a joke I got. I don't see how it's offensive, but if it is, please excuse me.

    What did God say to Lucifer when he became evil and corrupt?
     
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    Um...burn in Hell? i doubt that >.<
     
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    Maybe. I was gonna say.

    This. Is. HEAVEEEEEN!!!!!

    and then kicks him out of heaven.
     
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    I think ScareCrow is good at jokes.
     
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    You got that from 300 didn't you?

    I think it would be more appropiate if God said:

    "Hey, Lucifer, you see those fiery volcanoes in the depths of Hell?"
    "Yeah?"
    "And all them horrid mutilated bad people?"
    "Yeah?"
    "And you see how nothing lives down there? Except for the eternally condemned?"
    "Yes? What is it?"
    "There's cake down there. And nice women."
    "AWESOME!!!!!!!!" *jumps down into Hell*
    "So easy to trick..."

    Those were the days before Lucifer got used to tempting other people, and got slightly cleverer.

    Anyway, here's a proper joke:

    There were three parachutists. One carried a box of knifes, one a box of forks, and one a bomb.
    They all jumped out of a plane, but all dropped the item they were holding.
    The first parachutist (knives) landed and found a girl that was crying, and he asked her what was wrong. She said, "My dad got killed by falling knives!"
    The second parachutist (forks) landed and found a boy that was also crying, and he asked him, "What's the matter?". He said, "My mum got killed by raining forks!"
    The third parachutist landed and found a boy that was laughing very hard. He asked him,
    "What is so funny?"
    The boy said to him,
    "I farted, and my house blew up!"
     
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    lolz i like draco's joke :p
     
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    I didn't understand it, but I think I looked over it too fast. But his joke on Lucifer being banished is much better than mine.:laugh3:
     
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