King of the Hill

I hack into his fort and make it self destruct and i clime up the hill and finish the cookie! its all about the cookie!~

 

i spartan kick your fort along with you into the pit of death somehow.

i then get a cup of tea w/ the cookie

 

Noche had spiked Ichi's tea with a severe laxative before it got to him. Ichi, having eaten the cookie and drunk the tea, suddenly sprints down the hill to the nearest outhouse and doesn't come out. Noche finds another cookie and sits down on top of the hill.

 

I HADOUKEN! noche =p then take over his fort for uber pawnage

 

I got Mr Shepard From Cod mw2 to come and go all rambo on ichigo,ichigo gets scared and runs away,now i rule...

 

this happens to jared...he leaves....well respawns outside the castle and i win

 

I sneak behind you to knock you off and win.

 

I sent King Kong who grabs you and suplexes you down the hill and I stood there...right on the hill

 

until I slipped a king kong a few bananas to throw you far away while I climbed back up the hill.

 

I arrived back with Superman who carries you and brings you to the Sun

I stood on the hill with great pride~~

 

While Superman is taking Logen to the sun, I come up the hill in my helicopter. You fall down the hill. All mine.

 

I tunnel through the hill to knock you off.

 

I get a super dupah machine gun and shoot you off so i climb to the top and make a base i make another hill which you guys think is the hill and then you guys always will go to that one and fight for that hill while im on the real one and then i win and eat teh cookie

 

I use a kamehameha wave to blast a hole through. i walk in, punch you. hit the destroy building option, and escape in 5 seconds while you are caught in the destruction. I think hire some workers to level out the hill, and flatten the top where your stronghold was. I then build 3 skyscrapers and I hide in one. can you find me?

 

I found a genie and wished that I'm KOTH..and poof!!! I am!!!

 

i bribe the genie and wish myself to the top of the hill and you to the bottom and that he cant wish anyone else wishes other than me

 

i found another genie and wishes for your genie to disappear..then I became KotH

 

I woke you up to reality to become king.

 

Suddenly, the world changes and Xavator is King again

 

Sosuke Aizen uses the Hogyoku turning you all into a hollow, i kill you and take over as king of cookies...oreos ftw