King of the Hill

I throw pie bombs at your house and the claim the hill as mine.

 

That doesn't work, *Pieguy, the pie bombs bounce off.
fortunately, i have the control over my VooDoo puppet. I make the puppet open the door so I can capture the hill.

 

I sparta kick you off the hill and place a flag on top of the hill, claiming ownership.

 

the top of the hill is being completly lazored. I' climb then up again . My Hill.

 

I walk my way up and casually push you off the hill.

 

I give you lots of pie so you leave the hill by choice

 

I gave you a cake so you left

 

I throw the cake at you and you fall down the hill

 

I came back with my cake army and you left

 

I left to get an army of Ogres.

 

I'll dig a hole for your army

 

In this hole you hit lava and get burnt

 

I bath there so don't worry but you're army will be burned

 

We colse the hole and bury you alive. MY Hill Nao!!

 

I'll scare you when you see an arm rising from the ground

 

I'd not be scared..., I'd stomp on that arm over and over...

 

lucky that wasn't my arm I'm behind you and stabbed you

 

Since I'm unalbe to feel pain on my back you cannot stab me in the back, I just pick the knife and throw it at you.

 

I slap Tt and Kuro with a pancake. Insta-winning! And since Tthim is burning and Hack is a demonic overlord who is also on fire, i cook another pancake on them. I then take the most holy cookie banish Kuro into another dimension of cheap elevator music. As for Tthim, since he's a zombie, I pull out a convieniently located shotgun and things go boom.

Later, I burn down both of their houses...WITH LEMONS!

 

(pure Randomness...?)

I respawn right there here you are, so has the effect that you die.