3 things

use to choose
use to buy
use to shoot

counter strike source..

 

use to play during leisure
use to let out your anger
use to own your friends and make fun of them

gameogre forums

 

use to kill time
use to post
use to talk to people in chat

(not really an item but w/e)

A Santa Hat

 

use to wear
use to suffocate someone you hate
use to make someone sneeze

plush toy

 

use to entertain a baby for 5 seconds
use to throw for dogs
use to sleep with

Action Figures

 

use to open
use to read
use to learn

book ..

 

use to eat
use to friend
use to care

human..

 

use to hang around with
use to talk to about your problems
use to increase the world population

dogs

 

use to pet
use to walk
use to feed

rubber shoes

 

use to squeak
use for traction
use to make your feet sweaty

video games

 

use to play
use to get high score
use to talk about

paper football

 

use to kick
use to get screwed by your teacher in school
use to drench with water and throw it on your friends

balloon

 

use to pop
use blow up
use to sail

shower curtain

 

use in movies to censor 'stuffs'
use to make sure water doesn't splash everywhere
use for extra privacy

pokemon

 

use to catch
use to care
use to be your friend

robot

 

use to build
use to film
use to make music

soap dispenser

 

use it to wash
use it to clean
use it look at

painting

 

use to stare at
use to sell to get money
use to smash peoples head like in the movies

paper

 

use to scare your friends by poking them
use to write horrifically
use to suck on?

chicken feet